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Left For Dwarf

Writer: Critically Absurd CrewCritically Absurd Crew


Cj here, and I have to got say. I have spent waaaay too much time playing deep rock galactic. It is, without a doubt, the most fun I've had in a long, long time. Imagine the co-op parts of Left 4 Dead, and the exploration and mining of minecraft. But its a game that is more than the sum of its parts.


Every mission starts with you and your three dwarf friends at the base. A hub where you can upgrade equipment using experience points, buy cosmetics using in game currency, and select your next mission. But like any good dwarf, you can also use this time to get drunk and dance. In fact, you can get so drunk that you vomit, pass out, and have to be revived by your teammates. If you're anything like me, that just means time to drink even more.


But eventually, the tap runs dry and its time to get to work. You four haul your drunken, bearded selves into the ship and it takes off. Next thing you know you're in a drill, digging deep, DEEP into the astral body. Once you hit your target depth, the doors open and you're given your mission. Every mission boils down to one thing. Get paid boiiii.


As you explore the caves (or dig your own) in search of treasure, the local wildlife starts to investigate. The local wildlife is always bug. Large bugs. Angry bugs. Bugs that think you'll make a great snack. So now on top of digging your way through the dangerous and unpredictiable caverns you have to fight for your life against a horde of angry subterranean predators.


Every once in a while, you'll come across a clossal boss monster. Something so big and angry that it'll take the combined efforts of your whole team to take down. And then, like my last mission, turn the corner and wake up the next one right away. Yaaaay.


But if somehow you you manage to survive the caves, the pits, the bugs, and the monsters hiding underground, and make it back with the minerals you were after, you get to fight your way back to the ship. A countdown starts, and it alerts the horde. As you run and dig your way back, an ever growing horde of bugs comes for you. You have to make sure you get the treasure and all your brethren back on board in time for the ship to drill its way back to the surface so you can get paid for all your hard work.


What do you get if you defy the odds, kill the bugs, and get the treasure? You get to spend your hard earned money on a better gun, and even fancier hat, even the most important thing, more beer.

 
 
 

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